Love letters

Dear Jessi,
I'm sorry that I scared you when you found me in the toilet this morning. Thank you for running and not flushing me, I really appreciate it. I'm sorry that I later locked you in the bathroom for 10 minutes by sitting on the handle so you couldn't get near me. I know I can be scary as I am the biggest frog you have ever seen, but hope someday we can be friends.

Love,
Massive Frog